Just isn’t it interesting how these Tea Bagger Governors and State Representatives are trying to wield some sort of authority living in the delusion and or belief that they were elected into their office by 100 percent of the population of their state.

Secession Tea Baggers

Just like that Bonehead in Wisconsin, Scott Walker, who got caught with his Tea Panties down around his ankles with the phony phone call from David Koch. Do you idiots really think the American People do not know what is going on here? America is being sold down the river by these Neo Con Puppets of big business. Now You dipsticks are really showing your utter stupidity and here we all thought you could not get any dumber! Secession cried Governor Rick Perry of Texas and of course the Arizona Congress is submitting legislation for articles of Secession from the United States.

April 15, 2009

“I believe that returning to the letter and spirit of the U.S. Constitution and its essential 10th Amendment will free our state from undue regulations, and ultimately strengthen our Union,” the governor said. “I believe that our federal government has become oppressive in its size, its intrusion into the lives of our citizens, and its interference with the affairs of our state.” Rick Perry, Governor of Texas.

Secession… The Laugh of the Century!

Every time I hear comments on something like that where the newly elected Tea Baggers are threatening Secession from the United States, I just cannot stop laughing. So with that let us go to the video from Kieth Olberman and we’ll catch up on the back end…

Shall We Recap What You Boneheads Forgot?

You know I’m not sure what is funnier… Little kids threatening to run away from home or Politicians threatening to secede from the USA. One thing for certain the Politicians are dumber then the little kid wanting to run away from home as little kids really have nothing to lose… Politicians seceding from the USA have EVERYTHING to lose!

  • First off, Texas would lose all its sports teams… Say good bye to “America’s Team” The Cowboys and that fancy new stadium as Jerry Jones will need to choke up all the money the City of Arlington & the NFL gave him. Then the Texans, Rangers, Astros and Mavericks
  • Next Kiss NASA Bye Bye… “Houston… We have a Problem!”
  • “American Airlines” will Not become “Texas Airlines Dohhhhhhhh!
  • AT&T aka “American” Telephone & Telegraph will not become “TT&T Hahahaha
  • Bell Helicopters
  • Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railroad… Do Ya’ll have the cash to start a railroad?
  • Container Store
  • Conoco Philips… Big Oil Strike One!
  • Continental Airlines… Oops Strike Two Airlines
  • Dell Computers Yeah I don’t think “Americans” want to buy computers from a foreign country, but I could be wrong, but doubtful
  • DOW Chemicals
  • Exxon Mobil… Oops Strike Two for Big Oil
  • Halliburton Oops… Isn’t that Cheney and Bush’s Baby?
  • Hewlett Packard formerly Compaq Computers… Strike Two on Computer Manufacturers
  • JC Penney’s
  • Men’s Warehouse
  • Nieman Marcus… Well this is a given since Palin likes to shop there but doesn’t know how to travel to foreign countries
  • Perot Systems… Ah Oh that little Texas Cowpoke is going to be pissed! Sorry Ross!
  • Pier 1 Imports… Oh on second thought that might work out for ya!
  • Sabre Holdings… You know that big ass company part of “American” Airlines!
  • Southwest Airlines… Oops! Strike Three on Airlines LOL!
  • Texas Instruments… Hmmm, Maybe that one will work out for ya as well!
  • Waste Management
  • Whole Foods… Nayyyyyy You can keep that one, as the CEO is a Prick
  • Zales

Some Final Thoughts

Now Rick the Dick, I’m sure you remembered that you will need to get Your own currency and get it approved on the “World Market.” Perhaps you ask the European Union about that one for tips. Oh and speaking of foreign countries… You are planning on opening “Texas Embassies,” Right?

Rick, I’m assuming you have discussed this whole secession thing with the CEO’s of all these companies, right? Have you thought about a military and coast guard yet? Just thought I’d throw that in for good measure!

Oh I almost forgot… You know those big ass coal trains that travel from Colstrip Montana to Texas for your coal fired electrical plants... Sorry, You’re going to need to get that coal from somewhere else as the USA just cannot be exporting it’s coal reserves to an unfriendly country.

I think that’s about it for the moment, so do YOU feel like a horses ass yet Rick?